Major Gen : Are you brave enough to join Military service ?
Young Man : Certainly, Sir. That’s why I have come to join your Army.
Major Gen : Ok. Are you ready now for an exam. to prove your bravery ?
Young Man : Why not, Sir.
Major Gen : For example if you lose one of your ear during face to face war with the enemy, will you retreat from the battle field ?
Young Man : No problem, Sir. I can still hear with my other ear and can continue my fight.
Major Gen : Hmm…..very good. Just imagine, if you lose both of your ears,………then !
Young Man : Immediately, I will escape from the battle.
Major Gen : (broke into laugh loudly) Why ? Is it because you won’t be able to listen your girl friend any more ?
Young Man : Not at all, Sir.
Major Gen : Then !!!
Young Man : (humbly) Sir, I won’t be able to VIEW or SEE anything and that’s the reason.
Major Gen : (with surprise & anger) What ! Are you joking with me ?
Young Man : Not at all. surely I won’t be able to SEE anything, Sir.
Major Gen : (very angry) I have asked you about losing both of your ears and not any of your eyes,…Idiot. Now give me the right answer.
Young Man : Sir, please believe me. I won’t be able to SEE at all.
Major Gen : (extremely angry & shouting) Either give me the right answer or be prepared for punishment as per our Army rule.
Young Man : (with trembling voice) Sir, please try to understand my problem.
Major Gen : (stood up from the chair in anger) And what is that ?
Young Man : Sir, if I lose both of my ears, the heavy, circular, metal cap will slip downward to cover both of my Eyes…and so…..